Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The Science of Legendary’s Godzilla (2014)

The Science of Legendary’s Godzilla (2014)

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Yo! Gareth Edwards! Listen up!
Nobody wants to read yet-another review of Legendary’s Godzilla film complaining about, well, just about everything. I won’t lie, I’ve got some serious ‘druthers’ about the film, but I think it would be more fun to give suggestions on how to make things better going forward, while laboring under the delusion Gareth Edwards would ever actually SEE this. Ha! That’s cute…
Truth be told, I did enjoy Godzilla. A lot. Probably due to my lifelong conditioning to love anything reptilian and large. Additionally, I enjoyed it more watching it a second time on Blu-ray the other day, because I had a better idea what to expect, and I had bonus features to help fill out some of the missing background meat from the movie.
But still, Gareth, really?
You expect us to suspend disbelief about ginormous freaking monsters, but don’t give us anything plausible to work with? What’s the biology of an immense animal that ‘feeds’ off radiation? How would any organism survive the proposed MILLIONS of years you suggest?
Tell you what, I’ll throw you a bone here. Instead of just bitching and moaning, I’ve given it some serious thought about how you can increase the plausibility of your Kaiju. And it’s yours for free, I’d just like a nod at the end of the credits. ^_~

Problem 1: Creatures that Feed on Radioactivity:

Alright, lets do this. I’ve given this some thought, and despite the immense size of the subjects, I believe the secret to solving this plot-gap lies in some of the smallest organisms on the planet, which also happen to be some of the most ancient (See? I’m already thinking ahead here).
What very few humans seems to realize is just how much of our world and history has been shaped by microbes. From the gold that fueled the invasion of the Americas (Gold is bacterial poop. Yep, I went there), to the plagues that have changed history and the human genome, to our own human digestive tracts which we abuse with McDonalds and Starbucks on a daily basis (guilty as charged).


Likewise, the only organisms on the planet which can not only survive high degrees of radiation, but also consume it, are microscopic bacteria and fungi.

In the not-so-distant past, humans believed, with absolute conviction, that all life was utterly dependent (to some extent or other) on sunlight. We even went so far as to assume that the deep-sea ecosystems, which have never seen the light of day, were still dependent on oxygen (produced by photosynthesizing plants) dissolved in the water. But in the 1960s, scientists discovered super-survivor ‘extremophile’ microbes in the deep-seas (like where Godzilla had supposedly been hibernating), and even inside solid rock (for burrowing creatures like the M.U.T.O.),

that were capable of surviving, or even flourishing, in niche environments we’d thought nothing could survive in; like near-boiling water, high-acidity environments, and solid rock at high pressures and temperatures (Which is part of how ore veins form within cooling volcanic rock).
According to this National Science Foundation (NSF) article,
“The microbes were forced to survive on the leftovers that result when radioactivity from uranium, thorium and potassium in the native rock breaks down molecules of water, prompting a sequence of chemical reactions that produce hydrogen peroxide, break down pyrite, and form sulfates.”
The microbes then store the energy released from this process. (Click here to read the details of how radiation is converted into food)
The Daily Galaxy identified one of these bacterial species in their (far more humorous) article, “Super Cells”.
“Geobacter sulfurreducens has already been used at the Rifle Mills site to clear up a large amount of what the nuclear industry calls "oops!", and what us non-radioactive humans call "a goddamn nuclear contamination of groundwater and the Colorado river".”
The Daily Galaxy’s article also goes on to describe a similar bacterial strain which generates electricity, which could prove useful in explaining Godzilla’s spinal bioluminescence, or perhaps the biology of future Kaiju that utilize electricity (I’m looking at you King Ghidorah).godzilla2014-vs-ghidorah

Problem 2: ‘Ancient’ Creatures Of Unusual Size

The lifespan of these bacteria could also be extrapolated to explain the utterly ridiculous Kaiju lifespan. The radiation-eating sub-surface microbes reproduce so slowly, they are estimated to only do so once in every 1-300 years. Tullis Onstott of Princeton University, Lisa Pratt of Indiana University and colleagues suspect that, due to their isolation and slow reproduction, these bacteria are minimally different than they were millions of years ago when they became isolated from the surface.
“These rock-dwellers may be some of above-ground life’s oldest relatives.” (NSF)
Well, gee, that serves our purposes rather nicely!
Okay, so we have a plausible way for Kaiju like Godzilla and the M.U.T.O.s to convert radiation into food, and a potential alibi for their redonkulous longevity.

Problem 3: Where did they come from?

Convergent Evolution. Duh, everybody knows about that…
Wikipedia (with its infallible accuracy) defines convergent evolution thus:
“Convergent evolution describes the independent evolution of similar features in species of different lineages. Convergent evolution creates analogous structures that have similar form or function, but that were not present in the last common ancestor of those groups.[1] The recurrent evolution of flight is a classic example of convergent evolution. Flying insects, birds, and bats have all evolved the capacity of flight independently. They have "converged" on this useful trait” (Wikipedia: Convergent Evolution)
Translated for the rest of us, it roughly states that similar forms can evolve from different places. Like how placental mammals and marsupials both evolved similar forms of wolves, bears, and lions. And how many different creatures evolved similar winged forms to fly; like Cretaceous pterosaurs, feathered birds, and mammalian bats.
This can be used to explain how animals of a similar order can bear such radically different traits, like Godzilla possessing spinal plates, gills, and bioluminescence on a reptilian physiology, while the M.U.T.O.s possess a more insectile exoskeleton.

Kaiju would be animals so dramatically alien from anything we know, with such unique and odd evolutionary modifications, from such a long timeline, that I can see no other way to explain them. Godzilla is not a dinosaur, and the M.U.T.O.s are not insects; they are instead a different Kingdom or Phylum altogether that merely resembles more familiar forms. Likely from a period so far ahead of the Precambrian that almost all potential fossil evidence of them could have conceivably been recycled by the earth’s geological and tectonic processes so that their existence would have been impossible to determine outside the mythology of human cultures.
Indeed, if we’re going this far to explain the feasibility of Kaiju, then we might as well just assume that they evolved from the earliest forms of radiation-eating bacteria, and maintain many of the survival hallmarks that would imply.

Second: More Darkness.

Kid getting read by a Giger counter... you know he's f'd.The original Godzilla film from 1954 was dark, doomy, and foreboding as hell (especially the original Japanese version). Legendary Film’s Godzilla seemed to imply that “No matter how improbable and illogical it seems given the circumstances; no families will be broken or ruined”. And the kid always wound up safe and happy with both parental units in a happy little nuclear (pun intended) family.
Godzilla was the embodiment of the horrors of nuclear war.Really?
Please, please, please… In Godzilla 2, be realistic, not everyone makes it out alive. The ending of Godzilla 1 would have been several times more impactful and deep if Ford Brody or his wife had not survived, creating a mirror to the opening of the film with Joe Brody (who was the only character I felt any emotional attachment to, BECAUSE of his loss).

And last: More Godzilla.

I won’t beat that dead horse though, plenty have done it before me. *ehem* Yeaaaahhhh… still had to be said. ^_^*

shinyOf course, in the end, this is just me being a nerd. But hey, it was a fun way to spend my morning, and I got a blog post out of it. Hell, maybe someone even learned something new my from amalgamated bullshit. If so: shiny… ^_^
Just one last thing. Gareth Edwards, if you read this, you had DAMN WELL better use Godzilla soaking up the nuke’s radiation to explain why the entire western seaboard of the U.S. didn’t die of radiation poisoning! If you don’t recover this radioactive plot-hole, I will never forgive you! NEVERRRRR!
Sincerely,
~Brandon M. Herbert

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